Personal Blog

Things about my myself or my family that just don’t fit anywhere else but in the “yup, this is uniquely my life” category.

Dude, You Spilled Haterade all Over My Vagina!

Today friends, we're going to deconstruct one of my favorite…

/by Melissa Pierce

Every Morning with My iPhone

Every morning I wake up and click... pursue an interest, and…

/by Melissa Pierce

The Scourge of the Douche

A horrible scourge has entered the American lexicon and it pains…

/by Melissa Pierce

I’m Sorry I Peed in the Soap

Saturday I overheard my six year old son whispered a confession…

/by Melissa Pierce

Two Weeks in the Life of an Egg

Roadtrips are kind of awesome when I'm not the one in charge...
Two…

/by Melissa Pierce

Conversation with the Birthday Boy

Me: "What do you want for your birthday?"

5yr old: "A hawk…

/by Melissa Pierce