“I have eaten too many words,” Stephanie said, then proceeded to vomit an entire library across the kitchen floor. Alan was halfway back from the linen closet before he realized a tea towel wouldn’t un-spill a library. He dropped the towel where he stood, next to a stack of 700s, and rang a professional. The […]
[This piece was written and performed for a live audience in 2013 – I found it written out on a folded piece of paper in my coat pocket] Eduardo and I had been going steady for about two months. Well, maybe not going steady, and you really couldn’t call it dating because we never […]
The article I just read says “men who do housework are sexy.” The article is dumb. Decent human beings are an imperative. Sexy is a hundred steps beyond that. Why do people keep writing this crap? It’s as if the entire pay per view media complex is conspiring to keep your expectations low. These types […]
Love sits in folding chairs, packed trains, and idle thoughts waiting for a break in conversation Love sneaks a poem into your pocket that is destined to become a hard pearl of dryer lint; Love undercooks your steak and demands your praises. Everything bleeds out; Love paces, wandering the cracks in the hardwood floor questioning […]