melissapierce.com » children walking in during sex http://melissapierce.com Tue, 20 Dec 2011 14:58:04 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 This Would Have Never Happened Had We Used Birth Control In The First Place http://melissapierce.com/children-a-cautionary-tale/ http://melissapierce.com/children-a-cautionary-tale/#comments Sat, 18 Jul 2009 14:38:49 +0000 Melissa Pierce http://melissapierce.com/?p=647

4yr old bursts open our bedroom door, announces “I have to go poop!” in the loudest officialest voice he can muster… then… looking over in our direction asks, a little cautiously, “Papa, why do you have your penis in mama’s vulva?”

1: When do they stop announcing every bodily function?

2. What did you tell your kid when he/she burst in?

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