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This Would Have Never Happened Had We Used Birth Control In The First Place

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4yr old bursts open our bedroom door, announces “I have to go poop!” in the loudest officialest voice he can muster… then… looking over in our direction asks, a little cautiously, “Papa, why do you have your penis in mama’s vulva?”

1: When do they stop announcing every bodily function?

2. What did you tell your kid when he/she burst in?

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  1. Ike says:
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    1) They don’t. As evidenced by Facebook, Twitter, and Texts From Last Night.

    2) “My, what a BIG vocabulary you have!”

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