This Would Have Never Happened Had We Used Birth Control In The First Place

by Melissa Pierce on July 18, 2009

4yr old bursts open our bedroom door, announces “I have to go poop!” in the loudest officialest voice he can muster… then… looking over in our direction asks, a little cautiously, “Papa, why do you have your penis in mama’s vulva?”

1: When do they stop announcing every bodily function?

2. What did you tell your kid when he/she burst in?

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Ike July 20, 2009 at 2:37 pm

1) They don’t. As evidenced by Facebook, Twitter, and Texts From Last Night.

2) “My, what a BIG vocabulary you have!”

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