4yr old bursts open our bedroom door, announces “I have to go poop!” in the loudest officialest voice he can muster… then… looking over in our direction asks, a little cautiously, “Papa, why do you have your penis in mama’s vulva?”
1: When do they stop announcing every bodily function?
2. What did you tell your kid when he/she burst in?
1) They don’t. As evidenced by Facebook, Twitter, and Texts From Last Night.
2) “My, what a BIG vocabulary you have!”