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July 2009

This Would Have Never Happened Had We Used Birth Control In The First Place

that's f*cked up

4yr old bursts open our bedroom door, announces “I have to go poop!” in the loudest officialest voice he can muster… then… looking over in our direction asks, a little cautiously, “Papa, why do you have your penis in mama’s vulva?” 1: When do they stop announcing every bodily function? 2. What did you tell [...]

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Why Has God Forsaken My Hiney

Mixed Bag

This is no joke. My ass is indeed flattening at the same rate my thighs expand, leading me to believe that the fat of my backside has been ever so slowly pouring itself into my thighs. It’s amazing, it’s astounding, it’s AWESOME …Could God be testing or preparing me for something (for what I wonder? [...]

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ELF Snazl Interview Online Party Party Party

Authentic Chatter

While in New York for the 140 Conference recently, I had the chance to get interviewed by Ameeda Chowdhury, the CEO of a cool new social communications tool called SnazL. My friend Lyndsay said it best: “Ameeda’s created a virtual living room called a “SnazL”, where folks can interact around content in real time- a [...]

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The Kids Are Alright, But They Stil Hate The Secret

Authentic Chatter

What is the reason that so many young adults are thumbing their nose in the general direction of the movie The Secret? Sure, we can blame some of it on the search for identity and the need to disassociate with all things in the mainstream, but my guess is that the kids are more advanced [...]

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